Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Randomize
