And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
tell me about the eggs
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