Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
