would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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