Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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