was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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