I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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