i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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