This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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