well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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