I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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