The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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