okay pat passed out under dana's car
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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