I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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