you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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