I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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