I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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