Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
