my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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