so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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