If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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