I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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