the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
