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NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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