I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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