It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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