Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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