soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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