ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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