shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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