You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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