This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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