Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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