i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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