never play flip cup with pint glasses
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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