Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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