I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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