no. you can't hotbox the world.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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