didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
