She went from zero to smokin in five shots
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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