i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My vagina is very pro this idea
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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