I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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