I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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