i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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