My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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