I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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