Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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