did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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