My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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