miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize