Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Dignity is for republicans.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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