Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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