just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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