I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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