How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize
