Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I smell stomach acid.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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